“WEAPONS, LAST TIME.” I put a little lilt in my voice, but the panels remained completely immobile.

“Smile,” Tara advised.

I glared at her.

“The holos have been gone for twelve minutes,” she said.

“T-minus three minutes left.”

“Holos?”

“Holograms. If anyone had happened to look in the door to the practice gym in the past hour and a half, they would have seen a very good facsimile of the cheerleading team practicing a pyramid. The technology is light-years ahead of anything currently on the market, but basically, imagine going to see a 3-D movie, minus the glasses, plus an absurd number of projection points too small for the eye to see, and you’ve got completely realistic-looking holograms. We keep the doors locked during practices, so no one has a chance to interact with them, and they’re configured with each of the possible outside vantage points—the windows on the doors and the ones on the north and south ends of the gym—in mind.”

My mind ran through the angles from which a viewer could potentially view the holograms, calculated the density of light needed, and went into overload when I started thinking of rendering real-time motion with that kind of quality. So this was where those hefty taxes my parents paid went to. Secret high-tech cheerleading holograms. Of course.

Tara, sensing my wonderment, patted me on the shoulder, but then continued talking in a tone so no-nonsense that I couldn’t have disbelieved her if I’d tried. “A little over twelve minutes ago, the holos went into the locker room. The showers are on timers. We have to be back before they turn off.” She glanced down at her watch.

“T-minus two minutes?” It was half guess, half sarcasm on my part. “And you want me to cheer.”

“Smile,” she told me, and I tried miserably to heed the advice. “You have to yell and bob your head a little and smile, and you have to mean it.”

I sighed, but considering the fact that if I didn’t smile and mean it, the Pentagon was probably going to swoop down and arrest me any second now, I had no choice but to give it a shot. “I feel so stupid.”

Tara patted my shoulder. “Don’t worry,” she said, her lips pulling up on the ends. “If you don’t feel stupid, you’re not doing it right.”

“WEAPONS, LAST TIME!”

As the weapons disappeared, I couldn’t help but think that my life had now officially hit an all-time low.

We walked back to the center of the room, and Tara handed me a towel.

“What’s this for?” I asked suspiciously. With my luck, it was probably one of Lucy’s explosives.

Tara opened her mouth to answer, but was cut off when the ground beneath us began to move. I looked down and realized that we were standing on another emblem—this one containing a shield embossed with a sixteen-point compass star and an eagle—and that this circular emblem, five feet wide to the other’s twelve, was rising slowly off the ground.

“Squad version of an elevator?” I guessed.

The ceiling’s panels spread apart, allowing our Squad-evator to deposit us in one of the locker-room showers. A shower which happened to be turned on, full blast. Tara jumped quickly out of the way, but I got the “refreshing” benefits of the spray, straight in the face. Within seconds, the shower turned off, and I stood there, fully clothed and sopping wet.

“Tara?” I said calmly.

“Yes?” She bit back a smile, which I met with a glare.

“I think I know what the towel is for.”

CHAPTER 8

Code Word: Boo

Trapdoors. Underground lairs, high-tech headquarters, and references to “the Big Guys Upstairs.” Bobby sock handcuffs and lethal orange thongs.

I tried to take it all in stride. Really I did. I pride myself on being the type of person who doesn’t get caught off guard, but the thing was, I’d been so soaking wet that the twins had somehow coaxed me into pulling the shower curtain closed, stripping, and giving them my clothes. I figured that the Squad had to have some kind of intense drying technology, but I’d been standing in the shower in nothing but my underwear and my combat boots for ten minutes, and Brittany and Tiffany still hadn’t returned so much as a single additional article of clothing. First period was about to start, and, quite frankly, even a bulletproof push-up bra was starting to sound good.

“Here.” A manicured hand thrust something over the top of the shower stall. It was pink and sparkly. Like I would be caught dead in pink.

“What’s this?”

“Your shirt.”

“No.” I dragged the word out, trying to be patient. “My shirt is much bigger. And black.”

“I suppose that’s one word for it.”

“Brittany!” I spat out one of the twins’ names, figuring I had a fifty-fifty chance.

“Tiffany,” the twin in question corrected.

“Tiffany,” I said, my voice dangerously pleasant, “I want my clothes back, and I want them back now.”

There was a long silence.

“Tiffany!”

Then finally, she began speaking again. “You know how sometimes in spy movies, they’ll send someone a note and it will be all ‘this message will self-destruct in ten seconds’? Well, your shirt…”

“Self-destructed?” I asked through clenched teeth.

“It was more like assisted suicide.”

I wrapped the towel tighter around my body, threw the curtain back, and leapt at Tiffany.

She held her hands out in front of her body. “Stage Six!” she shrieked. “We’ve been authorized for a Stage Six makeover!”

I was about to show her six stages of pain, but when Brittany came sauntering over with something that looked suspiciously like lingerie and a teeny-tiny jean skirt, I realized I had bigger problems than pink sparkles.

“I don’t do skirts.”

Brittany was less than intimidated at the threat of impending violence in my voice. “You’re the hacker. We do fashion.” She held up the jean skirt. “Today, the entire school finds out you made the squad, and unless you want to blow your cover the first day on the job, you have got to get a sense of style.” She leaned forward. “Stat.”

I’m not proud to admit this, but five minutes later, I was sitting in first period wearing a pink sparkly shirt, a skirt so mini it might not have qualified as such, and my combat boots, which I’d managed to get back from the twins before they had them incinerated. I had come to the conclusion that Brittany needed to die. The verdict was still out on Tiffany.

“That’s her?”

I heard the whispered question, but didn’t tune in. Instead, I adjusted my highly uncomfortable strapless bra and played around with the idea of stuffing one of those “special” socks into Britt’s over-glossed mouth.

“That’s her. I heard she transferred here from Europe.”

“Well, I heard that her dad is like this way-famous movie star, and she came here and changed her name because she’s totally not talking to him right now.”

They were speaking loudly enough that it was hard not to listen to them, but the teacher was busy reading some romance novel and didn’t notice that the vast majority of the class wasn’t exactly working out geometric proofs in our spare time.

“What’s her name, anyway?”

“Toby Klein.”

And that’s when I realized they were talking about me. Silence fell over the classroom, and in one coordinated motion, everyone and their dog leaned toward me, Toby Klein, newly appointed member of the God Squad. They awaited my words with bated breath.

I narrowed my eyes at the whole lot of them, but they just stared curiously back at me. “Boo,” I said, trying to dispel their interest.

One of the girls tossed her hair over her shoulder. “That’s European for hot,” she said loudly, and the entire class looked at me with newfound respect. For the first time in my life, I found myself wishing that a teacher would regain control of her class, but everyone was just way too far gone.

“Toby, you look like totally boo today.”

Mortified, I glanced back down at my pink sparkly shirt and renewed my vow to terminate the twin fashionazis.